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| FRAME IDEAS - HUMOROUS | FRAME IDEAS INTERNET |
| MY COMPUTER COST MORE THAN THIS CAR | MEET ME ON THE WEB WWW.YOUR-URL.COM |
| LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY | BEST SITE ON THE WEB WWW.YOUR-URL.COM |
| I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE PRETTY GOOD TRADE, HUH? | CHAT WITH ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS |
| STAY BACK I CHEATED AT THE DMV | WEBMASTER OF WWW.YOUR-URL.COM |
| I OWE, I OWE SO OFF TO WORK I GO | MY COMPUTER COSTS MORE THAN THIS CAR |
| FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET | TALK TO ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS |
| I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM | LET'S GO SURFING NOW WWW.YOUR-URL.COM |
| I'M NOT DRIVING FAST IM FLYING LOW | MEET ME IN CYBERSPACE WWW.YOUR-URL.COM |
| PLEASE OFFICER PUT IT ON MY TAB | I'D RATHER BE IN CYBERSPACE |
| STARLIGHT , STARBRIGHT WHERE THE HELL IS MR RIGHT? | |
| YOU SHOULD SEE ME WITH MY TOP OFF | FRAME IDEAS-I'd RATHER BE... |
| IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE | STORM CHASING |
| I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU | GOLFING |
| I BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON | IN YOUR CAR |
| DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH HE'S MY HUSBAND | ON THE INTERNET |
| INLAWS IN TRUNK | SKY DIVING |
| NO BRAIN NO PAIN | ON VACATION |
| IF YOU SEE MY PARENTS I WAS AT THE LIBRARY | WATCHING FOOTBALL |
| HE BOUGHT IT I GOT IT | SHOPPING |
| HONK IF YOU'RE CUTE BARK IF YOU'RE UGLY | IN HAWAII |
| BLONDES TEASE BRUNETTES PLEASE | SAILING |
| THANK GOD FORD DOESN'T BUILD AIRPLANES | SKIING |
| 0 TO 60 IN 20 MINUTES FLAT | SCRAPBOOKING |
| WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA NOW GO HOME | AT HOME |
| DON'T LAUGH IT'S PAID FOR | SCUBA DIVING |
| WORK BY DAY PARTY BY NIGHT | IN CYBERSPACE |
| GIVE ME CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT | BUNGEE JUMPING |
| TRAFFIC LAWS DON'T APPLY WHEN CELL-PHONE IS ON | FISHING |
| DONT FOLLOW ME I'M LOST | WATCHING BASEBALL |
| IM BLONDE WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? | EATING |
| LOOSE YOUR CAT CHECK MY TIRES | SLEEPING |
| EAT YOUR HEART OUT I'M TAKEN | SNOW BOARDING |
| FRAMES IDEAS -GRANDPARENTS | I'D RATHER BE DRIVING FAIRWAY THAN FREEWAYS |
| THINGS GET BETTER WITH AGE I'M NEARING PERFECTION | FRAME IDEAS-MY OTHER CAR IS |
| MY GRANDKIDS ARE CUTER THAN YOURS | A HORSE |
| MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT KEEPS THE KIDS AROUND | A LIMOUSINE |
| RETIRED AND LOVING IT | AN AIRPLANE |
| I MAY BE GETTING OLD BUT I REFUSE TO GROW UP | IN THE JUNKYARD |
| LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A BURDEN TO YOUR KIDS | A SCHOOL BUS |
| GRANDPA'S MID-LIFE CRISIS RV | A DOG SLED |
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FRAME IDEAS-POLITICAL |
ALSO A PILE OF JUNK |
| IF IT'S NOT A BABY THEN YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT | WITH MY EX-WIFE |
| DON'T BLAME ME I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM | A BOEING 747 / MD-11 |
| FRAME IDEAS-SARCASTIC | A BROOM STICK
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| GET IN, SIT DOWN SHUT UP & HOLD ON | A TONKA |
| AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO OWN THE ROAD | FRAME IDEAS - SPORTS |
| YEAH, I'M COOKIN' BUT NOT YOUR DINNER | I ONLY GOLF WHEN IT RAINS OR SHINES |
| HORN BROKEN WATCH YOUR FINGER | WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER ILL SKI THERE TOO |
| THE WEATHER'S HERE WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL | MOUNTAIN BIKERS DO IT IN THE WOODS |
| WHY CAN'T I BE RICH INSTEAD OF BEAUTIFUL | I DONT HAVE A LIFE MY KIDS PLAY SPORTS |
| KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING | LIFE'S A BEACH UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN TO THE RIVER |
| I HAVE PMS AND A HANDGUN | TO GOLF OR NOT TO GOLF WHAT'S THE QUESTION? |
| I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR OTHER CAR IS | SKI NOW WORK LATER |
| IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER ILL FART ON YOU | GIVE BLOOD PLAY HOCKEY |
| THE LAB CALLED YOUR BRAIN IS READY | JET, SNOW, H20 GOTTA SKI |
| I LOVE ANIMALS THEY TASTE GOOD |
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